Who Are The LXD?!

Posted: July 3, 2010 in Conspiracies, LXD

A top secret government dance program is a secret no more thanks to my crackerjack reporting skills.

In the heart of an area zoned for industry sits a warehouse that is a known staging area for a team of government super-dancers. There I observed two members of the program, codenamed LXD, defy the laws of gravity with superhuman dance moves.

The warehouse first came to my attention several months ago when I learned that it had been receiving strange shipments of sneakers, colored lights, and even a carousel zebra. What all that stuff, or the thousands of empty test tubes that came through here as well, is for remains unclear at this time. Ditto for the whereabouts of Trevor Drift, who disappeared with three of these LXD agents just after prom.

Unfortunately, in this tangled web, this vast conspiracy of dance, answers only beget more questions. We know about the LXD group, but what are they after?

It’s almost certainly something dangerous. As a security precaution, I’m posting my questions here on the Web, dear reader. That way, should something happen to this reporter, one of you will be able to carry on my work

  1. Where is Trevor Drift?
  2. What would dancers want with thousands of empty test tubes? Are we dealing with an army of dancing clones?
  3. Who were the two boys I saw defy gravity and how did they do it?
  4. What does LXD stand for?

It is that last question—what does LXD stand for—that I am working now because I believe those initials hold the key to whatever is out there. This is Cole Waters of ColeWaters.com signing off.

  1. Justin says:

    LXD stands for “Legion of Extraordinary Dancers”

  2. Oren says:

    LXD stands for the Legion of Extraordinary Dancers. As for your other questions….i do not know.
    Hope this helps your investigation.

  3. Demau Senae says:

    1. Taken by the Observers for his own protection.
    2. No idea.
    3. Justin Starr and Jimmy Angel – something in the wherehouse?
    4. Legion of eXtraordinary Dancers

  4. DavFlamerock says:

    What leads do you have on that LXD initials? That’s definitely where you should start. Maybe it’s some kind of secret organization?

  5. Bean's DanceDad [ACDC] says:

    Keep up the good reporting, Cole. You let us know when you figure out what LXD stands for. I have a feeling they stand for good.

  6. Gordo says:

    How could you make cloud a bad guy.

  7. dennis says:

    lol…this is great….i enjoy the whole concept of LXD…at least what i have seen….will continue to wath all episodes….. thanks….D-

  8. Brad says:

    Don’t listen to these naysayers. The “Legion of Extraordinary Dancers”?

    First of all, the last “Legion of” anything was a group of notorious criminals in a cartoon way back in the day. I don’t think any secret government organization would call themselves a Legion.

    Secondly, Dancers? If you’re going to make a Legion of something Extraordinary, why would you pick dancers? Not super-soldiers or scientists or anything like that. Dancers? Come on, guys.

    Cole, I’m with you. I’m sure there’s some conspiracy afoot, but I highly doubt all of these internet crazies are on the right track….

    • Annie says:

      I completely agree with Brad. Super dancers? Sounds a little far-fetched, even for the government. Something’s up for sure, but I wouldn’t go trusting these commentors until you’ve investigated further, Cole… They seem to swallow anything!

  9. Brandon says:

    LXD is the League or Legion of Extraordinary Dancers. Pretty awesome dancers dude. Why dont u put down your camera and go learn some dance from them so you could also be a part of the LXD conspiracy group.

  10. jessica says:

    hahaha wow this is actually a real website! i just tried it out after watching the 2nd lxd episode! this is cool lol!

  11. Lauren says:

    I’m curious… are your comments real or a cover-up designed to fool your enemies into believing you are harmless? I wouldn’t put it past you, Cole.

    • Annie says:

      How do we know YOU’RE not some kind of government agent? Nobody’s trusting Cole completely, but we can’t trust you either. This conspiracy is getting darker.

  12. bryanflurry says:

    I agree with DavFlamerock. Pls update us if you found out more about it.

  13. [Q.] says:

    the illister?
    a little statik on the floor, a little dancing in the clouds…
    regardless, be careful, he’s mad good.

  14. zigzagG says:

    hey Cole, perhaps LXD is a drug acronym, it certainly sounds like it is. Maybe it’s not CIA, maybe it’s Army, they attempted to create super soliders, poor Trevor was doped at birth with it but instead of super soliders they ended up with super-dancers. Now the frustrated armed forces are collecting the failed experiments to elemenate them, hence Trevor’s disappearance, and the other guy whom you don’t have a lead on is trying to protect the failed experiments. The others in the warehouse were accidentally exposed to the same drug that had been absorbed by the packing peanuts, hence the shipments of random breakables.

    Just a theory

  15. Elspeth says:

    Let’s X-ray Dudes?
    Losers’ X’d out Daily?
    Let Xavier Decide?
    Look at that Xeme, Damon?
    Listen to Xenicus’ Dream?
    Lovely Xylophone Demonstration?

    These are just some ideas. Of course, that Legion of eXtraordinary Dancers one that everyone else is talking about seems like your best bet. Although, that dude can play a mean xylophone.

  16. Xeraans says:

    Hey Cole, I’m with Annie and Brad on this one. I mean, sure, the video you snapped of the two boys in the warehouse did have some killer moves, and that Trevor kid and those people who kidnapped (?) him looked like they knew their moves, but seriously, who can move like that?
    I think there’s something more involved, maybe some sort of test drug? That would explain those test tubes you found.

    Do you know if those two boys from the warehouse also go to your school, or are they from somewhere else? Do you think you could check your yearbook to see?

  17. Scarlett McDonald says:

    So dude, do you still tutor for Math?

  18. Claudia says:

    Trevor’s dad is DEAD!


  20. notgordian says:

    Hey Cole — you might want to check out Fairfield, Iowa — seems like the city is somehow linked to the LXD. Best of luck figuring out what’s going on.

  21. Brad says:

    I’m glad Xeerans and Annie are with me, at least. Cole, I don’t know what these other people are talking about. Legion? Super-soldiers? Madd Chadd? Where are they getting this information? I’m guessing “Madd Chadd” is some sort of alias for one of the members…or projects…maybe it’s another acronym. Who knows?!

    Cole, I need some more crack reporting from you, bro. I heard there was some experiment gone wrong at a local hospital? Do you know anything more about that??

  22. Chell NJ says:

    What’s the science in this?

  23. Annie says:

    Don’t leave us hanging here, Cole. We need hard facts, and you can give them to us. Have you investigated the test tubes? Have any of them been used? You’re developing a fanbase– don’t let us down or we’ll pursue other interests.

  24. Benjamin says:

    I don’t wanna burst youe bubble but I have a feeling you’ll be on this one for a long time to come

  25. Andy Waz says:

    I think I figured it out. Pretty sure that the LXD stands for Legion of Extraordinary Dancers. The ‘X’ is for the ‘x’ in eXtraordinary. I hope that helps clear things up Cole!!!! I’m 65% sure that’s what it stands for.

  26. Deborah says:

    Dude this whole LXD thing is creepy me out. I think all of us who care about living in a crazy-free environment should get together and figure out whats going on. I just heard about some commotion at the Pleasanton Hospital. Some one told me it involved some of these “LXD” people. And there was some serious damage that happened after hours in an office building
    Dude this is getting scary. If you need any help on your quest I’m here to help. I just hope these LXD people are good. Maybe we can help them an stop all this crazy stuff.

  27. SuperSpy says:

    Hey Cole? Where are you? Are you ok? We’ve all been wondering what we need to do next to help you out even if that is do nothing. But if there was anything we could do to make things happen and help you solve this make sure to contact us in a unique and different way say perhaps through the phone, or email, or the web, or in person. Just make sure that it’s in a unique and hard to figure out secret code so not just anyone can figure out what to do next. Know you are up to it and ready for a real exciting adventure that could be considered epic. Just don’t want to end up on a scavanger hunt where we get spoon fed the answers. Cole don’t shut down on us. We are ready for our next mission!

  28. Noah says:

    You people are all crazy. Occam’s Razor, Cole. Look for wires from the rafters before you go looking for wire taps.

    Also, not all guys in masks are evil. It’s frikkin prom.

  29. talcoop says:

    i suggest that you stake out at the warehouse or at least talk to the parents of Trevor
    good luck cole

  30. Chris says:

    Seriously, u guys should watch the LXD on hulu.com…

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